User:Amorrow/Andrew William Morrow

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Note the reader: this is an autobiography.

Andrew William Morrow (b. July 25, 1961 Kenmore, New York) as of April 2021, lives in w:Red Bluff, California. He is the founder of the religion of User:Amorrow/Information Flow Catholicism (IFC). He has been contributing about that city to the mapping websites w:Google Maps and w:Wikimapia which is not being actively managed since July 2021. He promotes the w:freedom of information in the United States and has a career objective of achieving the title of Planetary CIO.

Early life and education

Morrow was born to William Knight Morrow,PE and Laura Marie Morrow,RN. He was raised as a Roman Catholic and was very devout as a child and received the sacraments of Baptism and Confirmation and everything in between. He went to parochial Roman Catholic grammar school and high school. His SAT score was 1330: English 580 and Mathematic 750. His IQ is somewhere around 130. He turned to atheism in his later teenaged years. While he dabbled in w:New Atheism around 2005. He has now eclipsed it with the founding of a newer and more advanced movement IFC.

Morrow graduated from St. John the Baptist grade school and w:St. Joseph's Collegiate Institute. He graduated from w:Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in 1983 with a degree in Chemical Engineering. The President of RPI at the time was w:George Low and Morrow met him face-to-face. Morrow had some difficulty with concepts such as w:entropy and w:fugacity. He wishes he had known about the w:thermodynamic square during his time at university. He graduated in the middle of his class with a GPA of about 2.7. Two electives he took were entitled "Utopia in Theory and Practice" and "Introduction to Surgical Technique" as taught by the medical doctor and inventor Dr. Gerald Moss where Morrow assisted in invasive abdominal surgery on dogs and witnessed the full dissection of dog cadavers.

Career

Morrow first worked for two years as a chemist on a distillation process for a water-based adhesive used in medical packaging. He then worked from there on as a Software Engineer for w:Electronic Data Systems on the w:Space Coast and witnessed the w:Space Shuttle Challenger disaster from a distance of 20 miles from the launch site. He worked at the w:Space Telescope Science Institute in Baltimore and then proceeded to Silicon Valley, to work for various leading-edge database, multimedia and w:business rules engine software companies.

Personal life

Morrow was married in 1991 to the board-certified California licensed pediatrician license number G 53349 license type: physician and surgeon. She worked at the Santa Clara County children's shelter and juvenile hall and volunteered for the Sexual Assault Response Team (SART) where she personally gathered the DNA evidence, went to court, presented the evidence to the jury and faced the accused. They had a daughter in 1993, now a Texas licensed registered nurse license number 896630. Morrow and his wife separated seven months after the birth and legally divorced in 2001.

Morrow plays several acoustic musical instruments. He has sung throughout his life. He enjoys w:contra dance and other folk dance. From time to time, he has engaged in w:pulic nudity, especially with his friend w:Gypsy Taub in San Francisco.

Morrow has his monogram tattooed on his left buttock, as close to his anus as the male California licensed tattoo artist was willing to go. "Pride goeth before a fall." Proverbs 16:18. His has the monogram JFK tattooed over his sternum with the license number of the male California licensed tattoo artist number FA0282626 in rather smaller letters immediately underneath. He has sccgov.org and immediately underneath PFN:DIK682 over his right nipple.

Psychiatric profile

Morrow has a smidgen of w:autism and rather a bit more of an non-DSM w:Messiah complex or rather a proper DSM w:grandiose delusions. He has been properly diagnosed with w:schizoaffective disorder and w:bipolar disorder for which he takes 5mg of respiridone and 10mg of lithium bid, when he is med-compliant. He childhood nickname was w:Poindexter - a boringly studious and socially inept fictional person. He has spent the last 15 years reading and contributing to Wikipedia® and made a lengthy series of thought-crimes may be vanishing into the prison system again yet again, losing what little property he left and all that jazz. All because of some female immigrant pervert. AWM is very persistent in advancing his education so that he will someday be properly qualified for the job title of Planetary CIO where the God-King will be his subordinate.

Selected colleagues

  • Sister Mary Elizabeth - screamed at Morrow in front of the class with the line "I have a Master Degree in History. I know when the American Civil War started!" when he tried to compute the date based on Lincoln's year of election to POTUS 1860 and started him on his way toward atheism. They remained good friends, and there was a tacit erotic component on his part, but have lost contact with each other.
  • Mr. Simms - multiple grades of 100 in Geometry. Such a very relaxed teaching style.
  • Dr. Charles Breem
  • Prof. Allan Barr - now a faculty member at Caltech
  • Prof. Meyer Birnboim - hired Morrow for multiple summers at RPI for his first exposure to assembly language and Cobol and his first optical bench laboratory work and invited him home to dinner with his Jewish family
  • John E. Kolb - threatened Morrow in his final year at RPI with preventing him from ever getting his sheepskin and then told Morrow based on yet another of Morrow's minor errors "If you do that, you are a dead man." Morrow and Kolb reconciled and are now very dear friends with his beautiful and very nice wife Mary and his daughter Kristy, who also attended RPI.
  • Don Rosenthal - wrote SPIKE in OPS5 after carefully interviewing many astronomers. Works for Google now.
  • Joseph Ferrugia - hired Morrow to EDS for his first software job. They went to the same high school and same university.
  • Philip Gust - a true Renesance Man who let Morrow house-sit his Redwood City and sleep in his marital bed. He and his wife donated $3M to their common alma mater's anthropology department.
  • John Dawson - Harvard MBA who gave Morrow a pad of paper and a pen and ordered him to write the software solution for a specified task in longhand in the interview process. Has a big house near downtown Palo Alto and is probably worth $10M or so and that he might live in with his family for the rest of his life. House has several pinball machines.
  • w:Tom Siebel - Morrow watch Siebel cross the street to the Palo Alto airport to go pilot his small aircraft
  • Mike Flexer - Cornell graduate, champion ping pong player and high-end cellist. Did all of the graphics rendering software layers for X11 and Windows and then went with Siebel and probably made another $1M
  • John Coker - UC/Berkeley dropout. An Iron Man of Silicon Valley. His name was on the top of almost every other source code file. He could probably author three to five lengthy source code files a day, error-free. He made $1M in stock options, he was then convicted of vehicular manslaughter of a middle-aged female and IBM employee that the female Olympic athlete in judo at Gain Momentum might have previously known, lost it all and then made it all back again perhaps several times over.
  • Raymond Drewry - world-class X11 server expert. Is fluent in Greek.
  • Jeff Morgan - son of James C. Morgan, one of the most highly compensated CEO's in Silicon Valley in the 1990's. Jeff was CEO at RadMedia. Jeff sent Morrow on his only travel outside of North America: Japan and gave him an extra week just to find love there. Morrow visited Tokyo and Kyoto.
  • Kevin Nickels - salesman who was later CEO of Netmosphere. Nickels and Morrow traveled to Japan for a few weeks. At the biggest sales opportunity, Morrow saved the day by pointing out the CDROM they were attempting to use was hopelessly scratched and they has a spare.
  • Bruno Jouhier - talked with Morrow something about the monkey and bananas AI problem, i.e. map.clp in the CLIPS software distribution.[1]
  • Florence Perot - Morrow was simply in love with her mind. Naturally, she now works for Google.
  • Dr. David Mellow, Dr. Andrew Holland and Dr. David Wiser - Physics PhD all and Florence's trio of geniuses that had cubicles clustered around hers.
  • Carlos Serrano Morales
  • Douglas Simpkinson - works for Google now
  • Eric Kintzer - a world-class CTO
  • Johan Majoor - now a VP of engineering as he richly deserves. He married a very nice Vietnamese woman.
  • w:Sally Lieber, Mountain View Chief of Police Scott Vermeer (who abandoned his office to eventually go work executive security at the wealthiest corporation on the planet). See https://www.mercurynews.com/2014/06/03/mountain-view-police-chief-scott-vermeer-stepping-down-to-take-private-security-job/ so he is OUTTA my way. Laura Wilson - Chief of Police - Stanford University. At the tiniest peep from Morrow, Laura banned him for life from campus. Good. I got what I came for. Thank you, Laura. Now I get to be like my good friend and fellow-felon whom I have given some considerable amount of financial support to, w:Brock Turner. Of course, like many other people of interest, I visited w:Michele Dauber at home there in Barron Park and looked deeply into her eyes and mind, peeping through her livingroom window to see what the status of her state of attire was with high-caliber penetration and climax. Sex and violence. Sex and violence. Endless Hollywood and American TV sex and violence. Oh, my dear delicate darling Chanel Miller who has fully disrobed from her cloak of anonymity, your turn is on the horizon honey-bunny. Where will go? What you do? I know: call the Boy Scouts of America. Oh darn, Morrow achieved the rank of Second Class under very manly Scoutmaster Don Hourigan in his Speedo and putting his arm around us boys and stuff at https://www.supertroop104.com/ . Oh well Don, that is showbiz.

Publications

External links

  1. ↑ http://amorrow2.pbworks.com/w/page/145748835/mab_clp
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